BITIN' OFF HEDZ

Prehistory.

Hot. Primordial. Dull.

You’ve been dominating the Earth for longer than you can remember.

Then again, with a brain the size of a walnut, you’ve also been standing there for longer than you can remember.

Nevertheless, you’re completely sure that it’s been ten million and twenty-five years since anything interesting has happened.

So you decide to cajole your buddies into running a suicide race across Skull Island. The winner is the first dinosaur to jump headfirst into the volcano.

And to do that, you’re gonna need your head.